"I'm not newsflash..."
Occasionally, I'll receive emails that are not meant for me, but for another Lauren out there in the crazy Intarweb world. I try to politely email the sender back to inform them that they have the wrong email address and their email hasn't reached the person they intended it to. There is another Lauren out there though that gives out my email address on a regular basis - I've received emails from her classmates for school projects, as well as emails from relatives and friends. Today, I received this:
From: Kelly xxxxxxxx (xxxxxxxxxxxxx)
To: Lauren (xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx)
laurren,
hey,i noticed u deleted me is everything ok?whats going have not from u,just wondering how ur doing?hope 2 hear from u soon.
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I responded, as usual since this was someone I didn't recognize, with this message:
"I think you have the wrong email address...i have no idea who you are! i've been getting lots of emails from people who are trying to write to a different lauren...i think that your friend isn't giving out her email address properly."
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Then, I received this very amusing, not to mention hilarious response back from "Kelly":
"well that kinda weird being that email address is the exsact one i wrote 2 times april 23rd and 27th and got a response from u,so i think u just dont want 2 talk 2 me anymore cus of barry so,u guys must be back 2gether and u think i am stupid i'm not news flash,i have talked 2 u quite a few times twice here and else were anyways sorry 4 bothering u i did not know females could be so inmature,just remember he will screw u over and the rest is common sense,enjiy my man why u have him,i wont write u again......."
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Two minutes later, she wrote again:
"sorry about the email i wrote u just relized u r the wrong person i am so sorry"
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Ooh, the scandal. It's too bad this other Lauren is so "inmature", omgz, Barry! Anyway, that was pretty amusing, you never know what might show up in your inbox!
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I responded, as usual since this was someone I didn't recognize, with this message:
"I think you have the wrong email address...i have no idea who you are! i've been getting lots of emails from people who are trying to write to a different lauren...i think that your friend isn't giving out her email address properly."
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Then, I received this very amusing, not to mention hilarious response back from "Kelly":
"well that kinda weird being that email address is the exsact one i wrote 2 times april 23rd and 27th and got a response from u,so i think u just dont want 2 talk 2 me anymore cus of barry so,u guys must be back 2gether and u think i am stupid i'm not news flash,i have talked 2 u quite a few times twice here and else were anyways sorry 4 bothering u i did not know females could be so inmature,just remember he will screw u over and the rest is common sense,enjiy my man why u have him,i wont write u again......."
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Two minutes later, she wrote again:
"sorry about the email i wrote u just relized u r the wrong person i am so sorry"
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Ooh, the scandal. It's too bad this other Lauren is so "inmature", omgz, Barry! Anyway, that was pretty amusing, you never know what might show up in your inbox!
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This Lauren girl probably has an email address close to yours. And it must've been embarrassing for her to send an email pouring out almost everything and then realizing she got the wrong person ... ;p not to mention her errors ...